I went skiing tonight at Riverside. I enjoy skiing there at night. Not many, if any, people around...except the few rogue snowboarders. On the uphill near the snowboard terrain park a couple boarders were hanging out. One started down the hill right towards me. Half way up I stopped and put my arms up...like what the fuck? At the last second he pulled to the side and shred down the classic track. I put my Political Science degree to great use and shouted, "It's a fucking ski trail you asshole!" Yeah, real clever. I almost turned around to confront him at the bottom but thought it better not to. I schemed up ideas the rest of the time how I was going to come back later at night and destroy all the jumps, yank out the rails and lock them to trees. Now that I am home and showered I think I will leave it till next time.
Bastard snowboarders.
3 comments:
You should have dropped his a@#, you have 4 weapons on you (ski's and poles), he only had 1 (snowboard), and baggy pants! Plus you've been drinking Rock Star, lifting weights and practicing kung-fu (well maybe not on the latter).
Grumpy old man.
:)
I get the same way and Bridget tells me to knock it off. I'm like an awnry old dog barking at the cars that drive past.
Roof roof.
You are going to have one hell of a collection of baseballs,Frisbees and random kids toys when you are the meanest fuckin old man on the block.
Kids will run in fear at just the thought of you.......Old Man Doom is mean as hell.
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